January 16th, 2006
For Immediate Release:
The Editorial Board of "Musings from Oak and 12th" formally endorses Stephen Harper and the Conservative Party of Canada.
Vancouver- In a bizarre twist of events the editors of Oak and 12th have thrown their full support behind Stephen Harper.
Disillusioned by Paul "Dithers" Martin, and Jack "Don't Trash the 'Stash" Layton's inability to propose anything remotely intelligent, and furthermore fearing that voting Green consists of "throwing away your vote", the editors stated "Stephen, and his reformist pals/gals, are the only party to propose a viable solution to the complex problems facing Canada....rationally, it only makes sense to throw our support behind him".
One editor went on to say "we really hope more people follow our lead; we really want to send the Conservatives to Ottawa with a strong majority, otherwise, nothing will get done".
Harking back to his roots in La Belle Province, one editor stated: "I wish our offices were located in Montreal, that way I could vote for Gilles and his pretty blue eyes". The editor strengthened his argument for voting seperatist when he stated "at least an independent Quebec would mean another competitive international hockey team....Canada would no longer have to fart around playing teams such as the Czech Republic, the USA, or Russia".
Despite their inability to vote for the Bloc, the editors were comforted by the fact that Stockwell Day would soon be representing them, as well as other Canadians, as their Minister of Foreign Affairs.
The Editorial Board of "Musings from Oak and 12th" formally endorses Stephen Harper and the Conservative Party of Canada.
Vancouver- In a bizarre twist of events the editors of Oak and 12th have thrown their full support behind Stephen Harper.
Disillusioned by Paul "Dithers" Martin, and Jack "Don't Trash the 'Stash" Layton's inability to propose anything remotely intelligent, and furthermore fearing that voting Green consists of "throwing away your vote", the editors stated "Stephen, and his reformist pals/gals, are the only party to propose a viable solution to the complex problems facing Canada....rationally, it only makes sense to throw our support behind him".
One editor went on to say "we really hope more people follow our lead; we really want to send the Conservatives to Ottawa with a strong majority, otherwise, nothing will get done".
Harking back to his roots in La Belle Province, one editor stated: "I wish our offices were located in Montreal, that way I could vote for Gilles and his pretty blue eyes". The editor strengthened his argument for voting seperatist when he stated "at least an independent Quebec would mean another competitive international hockey team....Canada would no longer have to fart around playing teams such as the Czech Republic, the USA, or Russia".
Despite their inability to vote for the Bloc, the editors were comforted by the fact that Stockwell Day would soon be representing them, as well as other Canadians, as their Minister of Foreign Affairs.
posted by Jonathan at 9:30 PM
6 Comments:
I just put a hit out on you guys.*
Isaac
* and by a hit I mean I'm gonna bitch slap your entire editorial team at the earliest possible convenience.
But props for the hockey comment. It's soooooo true.
My five hitmen should already be at the door. Sima, don't open the door. Jon, I don't care if you do.
-peej-
See? I told you you shouldn't have moved to freakin' British Columbia-you've gone crazy. Honestly. I am worried about the two of you.
Emma
please tell me this is a joke. please?
Kd
The editors of "Musings at Oak and 12th" hold themselves to the highest standards of journalistic ethics and accountability, in order to provide a high caliber product. We are therefore appalled that some segments of our readership would insinuate dishonesty on our behalf.
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